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Action Demotivational Poster


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


REMEMBER -


TAGS: action intention hard boiled egg
Rating: 4.85/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one


227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'




A D D -




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: ideas lamp light action bright
Rating: 4.55/5

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carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity cat satisfaction
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - January 29, 2012, 5:42 pm
yes.. although *SPOILER ALERT* we'll never know if he finally got satisfied with the result xD
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:31 pm
the end is really creepy
gas - January 29, 2012, 5:00 pm
that would make a little bit more sense (if I remember the end correctly xD). thx suzie
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:37 pm
It's not 'The Shining', it's 'Pet Sematary', another SK novel where an ancient indian cemetary brings dead animals and people back to life, but they are weird afterwards. I'm a big SK fan - though I'll deny it in court lol. g55d poster by the way
gas - November 29, 2011, 10:54 pm
The Shining??xD Why?
ippyann - November 29, 2011, 9:55 pm
reminds me of Stephen King's The Shining :D
gas - November 27, 2011, 12:57 am
thamks :)
mariand - November 25, 2011, 5:59 pm
amsome


PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do...


TAGS: fraction math funny ld logic dude
Rating: 3.46/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
80% of statistics are mude up 45% of the time. My 5L are real though!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 10:11 am
150% of the time that's more than half


GAME FACE - Get it on!


TAGS: bowling face action
Rating: 2.21/5

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spacedog - November 5, 2009, 12:44 pm
But their hands and fingers keep coming off, so bring your own towels.
someonesomewhere - November 5, 2009, 12:39 pm
Don't forget folks, Tuesday night is Zombie night


allergic reactions -




DESTINATIONS -


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L


BAD DECISIONS... -


TAGS: deep regrets decision action mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 6, 2012, 12:17 am
thanks...twice... ;o)
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand


NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei




CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




MISSING -


TAGS: escaped snake blocks snake action
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2013, 3:07 pm
more like a fear of finding it at an inopportune moment.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:05 pm

Now I have to aask~~was she freaked because it was loose and she feared a slow, snankey death, or was she freaked because it was loose and she was worried about it?
5150monkeylove - October 26, 2013, 2:55 pm
It's a member of the king snake family. It has been located, fed a huge meal, and locked down in the smaller (20 gal)tank.
lgvernon - October 25, 2013, 9:10 pm

I love snakes. I think they're amazing critters. I hope you find it!~
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 9:08 pm
So, I thought the only snake that looked like a coral snake was a king snake. Geesus snakes gimme the willies. I can scare off black bear or stare down a coyote, but see a snake and my scream can hit a nutless octave.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2013, 8:51 pm
this is actually true and happening as I type
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:48 pm
funny monkeylove! :D 5L


JESUS - You know you have made it when you have an action figure




IN OTHER NEWS - Spider Man was hospitalized today after crashing into an office building and falling 100 feet to the pavement. Sources claim he wasn't looking where he was going due to an unknown distraction.


TAGS: spider man comic distraction
Rating: 3.35/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:10 pm
LOLOL
Culos - January 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
Not bad.... Keep 'm comin'


PRIDE -




WE ALL GET THERE -




BUT IN A FEW MOMENTS - You'll be redundant.


TAGS: redundancy in action
Rating: 4.06/5

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phydeaux - February 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Thank you sir!
Fatt Matt - February 23, 2010, 12:26 pm
Short and sweet. 5L


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - Whatever you undertake, act with prudence and consider the consequences.


TAGS: rednecks love actions consequences
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 5:46 pm
Thanks robbidos. BTW got friends in Pottsville. Right across the road from Tyson Chicken. Ahhh road kill and cookin' favorite past times down there.
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:32 pm
as a ph**ojournalist, the ph**oshop makes me twitch, but as someone from Arkansas: 5 screaming kids
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:15 pm
That could take place in a small, insular, and (genetically) inbred village near where I grew up.
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:25 pm
A hearty haha x2
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 11:11 am
Living in a mobile park near you: Prudence, lil' Conny, Cooter, and Magnum. Poor dog.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:11 am
I ‘spose that’s Prudence. Consequences? Seems she didn’t see it comin’…..wait, you weren’t talkin’ about the dog, were you….


DISTRACTIONS -


TAGS: distractions death red dress
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 5:58 pm
THUMP!! that's gonna leave a mark...5L


FAULT -


TAGS: take responsibility for your actions
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - April 8, 2011, 1:47 am
so true...


SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....




EXTRACTION -




SELF SATISFACTION -


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron


Patrick & Spongebob -




TO SUFFER -




EVEN TRAINS HAVE NEEDS -




BACKSEAT LOVE -


TAGS: men love action relationships women
Rating: 3.83/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 1:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 27, 2012, 2:37 pm
love this one :)


THIS IS MY BOSS - It seems I'm being tasked with an action item.


TAGS: work boss action item crap
Rating: 3.6/5

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phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank you sir. Yeah, my boss comes back to strafe survivors as well...
pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:47 am
Love it. My boss usually circles back. 5 dive bomb stains on your shirt


FOR EVERY ACTION -


TAGS: action criticism
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 3:48 pm
Livin' the dream baby, livin' the dream
spacedog - July 27, 2009, 2:04 pm
I totally disagree. The criticism are never equal. They go exponential. ;)


ATTRACTION - It doen't matter who you are there is always someone out there for you!!




CANYON DIVING - Not the most popular attraction at the Grand Canyon




Another Blonde -




Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -




Drawing A Blank -




Choking Hazard -


TAGS: tony romo action figure choking
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:49 pm

The City of Dallas is petitioning Jerry Jones to remove the word "Dallas" from the Cowboys name.
Oldsod - December 17, 2013, 6:33 am
I wish I could have seen that game. My two favorite teams are Denver and whoever is playing Dallas this week...
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 9:16 pm
THAT…was a great game…and poster to match


High Fidelity -


TAGS: another satisfaction poster forty fives
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dang, Greeny, I think I get the gist…maybe. Or this is a tad beyond me. Anyhoot, my folks had a 45 player like that.


Action Packed -




Distraction -




SEAN'S TIPS -


TAGS: you barely get any action with sardine oil
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:26 pm

could be a challenge
Sean - December 24, 2009, 8:21 pm
Just great rerun, now I gotta go find a pic that goes with tip #16. And do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a cat on the internets?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 8:13 pm
Rerun....FTW!!!
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:11 pm

think
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:11 pm

look dude, If you stop giving the cat Quaeludes he wouldn't thing moving 3 feet in an hours was "running away"
Sean - December 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
I'm just a little disappointed that you guys need so many of these tips. And a little surprised that the cat hasn't run far away by now ... unless ... naw, that's still the same cat, isn't it? *mutters to self: must find happy place must find happy ...*
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:35 pm
I think Aggy needs to show him the Olive Oil trick...it works with extra virgins I'm told
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 5:09 pm
thanks Sean for sharing your secrets. 5 furry hairballs


Invisible Jim -




BIG IN JAPAN - Cubbybear action figures.




I WONDER - What are the coming attractions ??




LIVE LIFE ... FOR THE MOMENT -




SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING, DARKSIDE -


TAGS: i wonder if chris is gonna get some oedipus action in this
Rating: 3.46/5

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mrwhyte - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
1L because this isn't a motifake. Just an ad.


AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - No longer that appealing


TAGS: albino affirmative action turtle
Rating: 3.44/5

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Derek - December 1, 2010, 3:30 pm
But it got you in, didn't it whitey?


GAG REFLEX -




ARGH!! - I can't see the board.


TAGS: h** distraction woman
Rating: 3.36/5

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captah - April 9, 2010, 1:12 pm
no, its the winnie cooper from 21 jump street. genius.
Stenboy - November 27, 2009, 7:19 pm
Yes it is. Winnie is a bit of a math wiz. Writes a number of books on the subject for junior high students.
Rhyle - October 29, 2009, 7:57 am
Is that Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years?


SATISFACTION - I Always Do Business With A Company That Guarantees Their Work




BIG action -




OLD HABITS - For so long, I could avoid it... And now here I am again... Making "Art" ...I hate days off...




OBAMA - Man of Action!!!!!


TAGS: obama action man awesome badass
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - April 17, 2009, 12:54 am
Uncalled for comment by an a**hole! Never advocate for the death of a US President you POS!
.. - April 16, 2009, 6:41 pm
wide open sh**!


AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - It's not gonna help you become president


TAGS: barack obama black affirmative action racist black
Rating: 2.13/5

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Sam Dalton - June 5, 2009, 10:06 pm
It wasn't Affirmative Action that got Obama into the White House; it was the Republicans. Maybe Bush & Company should have listened to what the American people wanted a bit more.
Ibdc - December 28, 2008, 6:11 pm
ahhh ****
lol - December 18, 2008, 1:26 am
fail


ONE WOMAN'S GAIN - Another man's distaction


TAGS: jail focus work distractions women
Rating: 2.13/5

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whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:42 pm
after I threw a baby off a bridge and blew off some steam, I realized that you were probably right, Rerun. I'll use this to better myself in the art of Motifake Making
rerun - June 1, 2011, 8:32 pm

I think you are over reacting, seems like constructive critism to me.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 6:44 pm
yes. please feel free to use this to make yourself look better, you a**hole.
xkjaguar - May 30, 2011, 10:18 pm
that would be distraction I guess you were distacted!


OVERREACTING - Let me show you how.




SCIENCE -


TAGS: stop action digital camera gossip
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:21 am
Nice a 5er


Ahhh -


TAGS: best employee knows how to pass the buck allocate content satisfaction
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:05 am
Sorry rerun, never meant to rat ya out. Thanks for the lol lg.
MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:03 am
Thanks 'cern
lgvernon - April 7, 2016, 8:22 pm

Whatever it is, Rerun did it.
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:50 pm
nice, UP yours


A Swing And A Miss -


TAGS: guilt actions response
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 11:46 pm
Airman--one of the BEST! enjoyed the link Space! Thanks!
Greeny - December 11, 2015, 9:40 pm
*snickers!
spacedog - December 11, 2015, 7:02 pm
Ha! 153787 :P


suddenly...snow! -




Satisfaction -




Live Action Roleplay -




MYLEASIA -




Action! -




distractions -


TAGS: distractions topless blonde convertible
Rating: 4.86/5

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mizzdizz - May 23, 2015, 4:20 pm
Thanks, Zeul!
Zeul - May 23, 2015, 3:25 pm
Classic ... A 5'er


Stand Tall -


TAGS: courage actions choose resist
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:29 pm
EXCELLENT!!!!! This is one of the best definitions of courage I've seen and Hammie's boxdude? PERFECT! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 8:06 am

fantastic set LA. always good to see your stuff.


Quotes of 2015 -




COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee superpowers awakeness tolerance distraction squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:00 pm
LOL! LUV the poster!!! 5L! distraction squirrel another 5L! Good 1 Silvy!
Sho - September 25, 2015, 2:49 pm
gorgeous composition


Flawed Logic -




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